Anything I want, you say...

*Picture of bemused She at a desk, piled high with tax documents*
"Not what you had in mind when I wanted help in the office is it? Don't give me those big old eyes. Get it done and we'll do something else later. Hop to!"

Good piece, really good expression!

Congratulations, youngster! Cake with cottage cheese and vodka, I presume?

It's a pretty menacing gift she's got there behind her back, though. I'd be careful.

Glad you're better(ish)(?) and keeping at it!

Hand pains are bloody awful. Don't know if it does much for arthrithis but try soak your hands in a warm mustard bath, it's usually the ticket. Tell the finger it's its own bloody fault until it behaves again.